thomas milone 11:00am - 2:00pm

word!

last night i drove a friend of mine home from work and she bought me some beer for the ride. i drank it all and woke up to a bunch of people sitting around yelling at me. luckily they were my friends and not the bush administration.

i remember this guy at work talking to this other guy at work this one time. i win the ambiguous sentence of the year award. this guy, richard, was explaining to chris that because he was a drummer, he was very proficient with timing and then proceeded to claim that he could take any song and sing it at a slower speed. that's right, he can sing a song slowley! and that's not the lame part. the other dude was impressed. and that's not even the lamest part. richard asked chris to pick a song and within a few seconds he was belting out 'stairway to heaven' at a quarter of the speed. it was so lame/boring/annoying.

my arm is so itchy and now it isn't.

today my plan is to come home from work, where i fix computers, make a few phone calls and go out and fix computers for a few more hours. chicks dig a man who knows his way around a network interface card.

my mom's ex-boyfriend george used to eat peanut butter with cheese whiz and i'm pretty sure that's what i'm craving right now, though i can't be certain.

i'm looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow. it shall be sweet.