asdfghjkl; homerow bitches!

dang, i am having trouble with keeping my poops solid today.

i'll trade you for my sebulba figurine.

last night i found out that i do infact have a sexual fantasy. i have always thought i was one of the people who was completely devoid of those things. i'm not going to share it with you because i'm overly conscious, but the important thing here is that i realized it.

out of everything ever, my favorite thing is pilsbury mini pizzas.

so between the two jobs i'm working right now, i'm putting in about 12-14 hours a day. needless to say penguins can live anywhere.

the other night i was supposed to go to a hardcore show with a shawn and adamf. shawn bailed on me to go with someone else, and i was tired from working so i didn't go. it looked like a fun show. i wish i would have gone.

the roads are not slippery right now. this is important.

i've never heard the following beatles songs: yesterday, yellow submarine, lucy in the sky with diamonds.

i have heard the following beatles songs: i want to hold your hand.

lists are fun. i need to make more lists. i will do some later. swear to god.